- Dear @autotunethenews, quit hogging the world's supply of awesome or it will be forcibly redistributed. #
- @collegepolitico I have one determination on ATTN… was it funny? If yes, then they did a good job. in reply to collegepolitico #
- Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes. http://bit.ly/d7Q4Xd They certainly did when I was in college #
- RT @mkhammer http://bit.ly/ae76ub | Damn Republicans, inspiring violence against themselves… #
- Chart of tax revenue in 2009 vs. 2010. Suck. http://bit.ly/dvLOAu #
- .@MarcAmbinder has 10 ways to beat obesity. Guess how many involve more gov't. Go on! Guess! http://bit.ly/aLrwCa #
- @alexlundry I seems my tea is frosty. I just don't get too angry about too many things 🙂 in reply to alexlundry #
- @marcambinder The fallacy is in assuming that the solution for my weight problem falls to you (or some politician) in reply to marcambinder #
- @marcambinder We could make fat like cigarettes and stigmatize fat people with PSA's. That couldn't possibly backfire. 🙂 in reply to marcambinder #
- @sarahk47 I'm confused. Does #LOST just take #Buffy ideas and provide less explanation and no resolution? in reply to sarahk47 #
- "This is terrible! Now Twitter will be overrun with useless, annoying messages" http://onion.com/bV1A1q Heh #
- There will apparently be a new $100 in 1 hour http://www.newmoney.gov/ #
- Regulations are so awesome. Remember how campaign finance reform got the money out of politics? #
- Ah, I love the smell of self-destructive clients in the morning. #
- RT @mitrebox: New $100s already useless. Nobody has that much money anymore. #
- RT @IMAO_: RT @michaeljnelson: Tomorrow, I'd ask that you celebrate a low key Earth Day so as not to make Wind and Fire feel bad. #
- Just noticed my credit card rate in now 30%. Good thing we stuck it to those damn credit card companies, huh? #
- @collegepolitico How many times do I have to tell you, conservative minorities aren't people. You're allowed to be racist to them. in reply to collegepolitico #
- @joemcguire Not if you pay it off every month. 🙂 in reply to joemcguire #
- @JonHenke Are you talking about Ronald Reagan, the dope smoking homosexual? in reply to JonHenke #
- Somewhere, Matt Stone and Trey Parker are high-fiving each other http://bit.ly/94iqQ7 #
- @dmataconis 70%? That's almost as many as opposed Obamacare. Let's do it anyway! They'll get used to it. 🙂 in reply to dmataconis #
- Google sent me a brand new Droid today. Is my loyalty so cheaply purchased? Yes. Yes it is. #
- Started rewatching Deadwood for 3rd time tonight. Possibly the greatest western epic outside John Ford #
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